Okay, so I snore, so what?
At 4 a.m last night I was awoken by the sound of someone knocking heavily on my front door. Then I heard the elevator go up (or down). This is not the first time it happens. When it started I was first thinking that it must be my neighbours knocking because I am quite a heavy snorer, but I kinda left that idea. Until last night. I can swear it happened! Somone knocked on my door to stop me snoring!This might sound fun and odd, and in a way it is. But the thing is when it has happened a couple of times, it's no fun anymore. This could affect people differently - most people would just ignore it, but not me, no no. I am too modest and too caring in order to do that, so what do I do? Well, I simply stay away as long as I can to ensure that the entire frakking building ( I live in a six story high appartment complex kinda) sleeps and then I go to bed. I don't want to upset anyone, that's who I am. And if I do, I feel like shite. So I know that I snore, I know that I also suffer from sleep apnea which basically gives me already interupted sleep. I stop breathing 20 times an hour and the longest stop has been recorded to be 20 seconds. So I don't really need someone knocking on my door in the middle of the night to wake me up because I am snoring. And for god sake, we live in a frakking concrete building, how much of my snoring can you really hear???
Due to my sleep apnea I am chewing frakking sleeping-pills and I have this noisy machine by my bed and wearing a frakking rubber mask over my face!! Come knock on my door one more time and I will frakking knock your door in, you little...little...piece of...cabbage!
There, I finally got it out of my chest. ...
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